Marmalade

..........the ORANGE variety.

Cake Noir

...carrot... Poked by the shady dame Ms. J

Gorgonzbreadfingrola

Mission accomplished:

Modern Cake

Poked by DrWhoseFingerIsThat

Non-Regulation Cake

Poked by Davis McDavioid

The cake certainly had no recollection of this night.

Crab Pretzel

Poked by Davis McDavioid

The hardest part is convincing the Pretzel to just relax and give in to the Crab's advances.

Cheese Stake

Poked by Man Solo

Interception!

Benedict

Poked by The Crawl

Apparently blogs don't update themselves.

Sausage Pile

Poked by MaJa

There has been an unspoken rule of PokingFood that fingers should actually penetrate - not just touch - the food. However, because MaJa-Aktuell, from Margkgröningen, Germany, wrote such a kind email, I'll violate this rule. But just this once. Let that be a lesson to the rest of you: Really jam those fingers in there! Also, MaJa requests that you learn German and read MaJa's blog.

And for the record, I've never had sausage in cowpile format - But I'm sure it's delicious.

Ricey

Poked by Laurita

Someone once gave me a box full of things that rhymed. Some items inside were playing cards, glass shards and children with special needs.

The children did, in fact, do an acceptable job of rhyming, but the playing cards and glass pieces hardly said a word. After a few weeks I just threw the whole box away.

Pizza II

Poked by Man Solo

So I found this ad posted on Craigslist the other day:

Wanted - Clarinetist willing to hang upside down without shirt for 30-45 minutes per set and cover Michael Jackson and '80s tunes. Live gigs already scheduled.

Shocking, isn't it? Of course, that’s not at all what the ad said, but I wrote the guy who placed the ad anyway and told him what I had imagined. We had a great laugh.

Noods

Poked by AlphaDave

Hard Noods.

Oh, and that clock. That clock is just great. An excellent reminder of the time you're flushing down the scuz-hole by looking at this picture.

Lemon Victory

Poked by Lunt

Angle of Attack explained in pictures.
Also:
The Frootiest thing you'll see this month.

Beefish Burger in Hot Dog Bun

Poked by Pear-son

BurgerPoking is not the trendy new up-and-coming Poking subcategory it once was. To be brutally honest, I think it's on its way out.
Semi-solids are in...

Goulash

Poked by A-Hötz

Goulash with Noodles. And a beef chunk.
Notice the angle of attack.