Poking Food

Marmalade

2010-10-17T12:09:00.000-04:00

..........the ORANGE variety.

Cake Noir

2010-10-03T09:09:00.002-04:00

...carrot... Poked by the shady dame Ms. J

Gorgonzbreadfingrola

2010-09-16T19:14:00.001-04:00

Mission accomplished:

Modern Cake

2010-08-08T15:23:00.001-04:00

Poked by DrWhoseFingerIsThat

Non-Regulation Cake

2010-01-20T21:51:00.000-05:00

Poked by Davis McDavioid

The cake certainly had no recollection of this night.

Crab Pretzel

2009-12-16T09:00:00.000-05:00

Poked by Davis McDavioid

The hardest part is convincing the Pretzel to just relax and give in to the Crab's advances.

Cheese Stake

2009-12-05T17:13:00.004-05:00

Poked by Man Solo

Interception!

Benedict

2009-10-03T19:38:00.003-04:00

Poked by The Crawl

Apparently blogs don't update themselves.

Sausage Pile

2009-07-30T21:45:00.003-04:00

Poked by MaJa

There has been an unspoken rule of PokingFood that fingers should actually penetrate - not just touch - the food. However, because MaJa-Aktuell, from Margkgröningen, Germany, wrote such a kind email, I'll violate this rule. But just this once. Let that be a lesson to the rest of you: Really jam those fingers in there! Also, MaJa requests that you learn German and read MaJa's blog.

And for the record, I've never had sausage in cowpile format - But I'm sure it's delicious.

Ricey

2009-06-30T21:09:00.004-04:00

Poked by Laurita

Someone once gave me a box full of things that rhymed. Some items inside were playing cards, glass shards and children with special needs.

The children did, in fact, do an acceptable job of rhyming, but the playing cards and glass pieces hardly said a word. After a few weeks I just threw the whole box away.

Pizza II

2009-06-04T20:11:00.004-04:00

Poked by Man Solo

So I found this ad posted on Craigslist the other day:

Wanted - Clarinetist willing to hang upside down without shirt for 30-45 minutes per set and cover Michael Jackson and '80s tunes. Live gigs already scheduled.

Shocking, isn't it? Of course, that’s not at all what the ad said, but I wrote the guy who placed the ad anyway and told him what I had imagined. We had a great laugh.

Noods

2009-05-29T09:00:00.001-04:00

Poked by AlphaDave

Hard Noods.

Oh, and that clock. That clock is just great. An excellent reminder of the time you're flushing down the scuz-hole by looking at this picture.

Lemon Victory

2009-05-19T10:00:00.000-04:00

Poked by Lunt

Angle of Attack explained in pictures.
Also:
The Frootiest thing you'll see this month.

Beefish Burger in Hot Dog Bun

2009-05-13T09:00:00.003-04:00

Poked by Pear-son

BurgerPoking is not the trendy new up-and-coming Poking subcategory it once was. To be brutally honest, I think it's on its way out.
Semi-solids are in...

Goulash

2009-05-09T10:00:00.000-04:00

Poked by A-Hötz

Goulash with Noodles. And a beef chunk.
Notice the angle of attack.

Bird Egg

2009-05-06T17:00:00.000-04:00

Poked by Solo-mon

This is actually a high-res still from the upcoming PokingFood movie. Details later.

MacFinger

2009-04-29T11:00:00.001-04:00

Poked by Glee

I added lens flare to that spoon. Just in case you didn't notice.

The P-Spot

2009-04-20T21:30:00.001-04:00

Poked by M-Dux

Yeah... that's it. Ya know, really only a handful of people know where it is...

C. HalfBurg

2009-04-03T13:00:00.000-04:00

Poked by Solo-mon

ChiliBurgerPokeProof: Strength is rarely as important as angle of attack. I don't care what you read.
In fact, stop faxing me your reading lists. My ink is low, and I'm almost out of vermussuin.

Immaculate Cheese-Zone

2009-03-06T20:34:00.000-05:00

Poked by Morrissey.

You should have read the mind-meldingly inappropriate thing I was about to write about this picture. Email me a picture of your grandma and I'll tell it to you privately.

Dual Pizza

2009-02-16T12:00:00.000-05:00

Poked by Solo-mon

Dual Poking takes some sort of skill.

Hummurus

2009-02-04T18:00:00.000-05:00

Poked by Hummuspoker23

As a general rule of thumb, one should phalangeally penetrate one's hummus before eating it, in order to better gauge its overall suckiness.

Rice Bowl Foursome

2009-01-02T14:00:00.000-05:00

Poked by Bernie, Atooka, Professor Stacks & HardCompanyRegistration

If you haven't figured it out yet, PokingFood.com is some kind of porno-fetish website. I call this one "The Rice Shocker." Why? Because it's shocking.

Hamburger Bonus Combo

2008-12-27T14:00:00.000-05:00

Poked by DJ Pokintheonions

Don't read the sign.

Pumpkin Quiche

2008-12-15T13:00:00.000-05:00

[Like many things, this quiche was] Poked by No Standards Nover

The blood veins in the human hand can sometimes be utilized to extract tastiness from common household items, like quiches.

Chunky Peanut Butter

2008-12-09T12:00:00.000-05:00

Poked by Davis McDavioid

Kids! Try this at home!

The Solitary Wedge

2008-12-04T13:00:00.000-05:00

Poked by Davis McDavioid

These images really show the different perspectives of the wedge in a subtle, almost intimate contrast. The shadows in the left picture seem to suggest a sort of unknown angst, possibly helplessness or confusion. And here's an interesting fact: I once ate a lemon completely covered in ketchup. It was really sour and it tasted funny, but that didn't bother me - I was mostly distracted by the fact that my parents had just poured ketchup all over my head.

Hot

2008-11-28T13:00:00.000-05:00

Poked by Davis McDavioid

Wing. This thing was hotter than the time I gave that old lady a ride to Bingo at the Y. More like Bingo at the V! Yeah! You know what I'm talking about? No, you probably don't.

Tiramisu

2008-11-24T13:00:00.000-05:00

Poked by Katz.

At long last, a simple cure for canine fatalities caused by Tiramisu

Mayo-Potato-Strawberry-Ketchup-Cream

2008-11-13T16:00:00.000-05:00

Poked by Rosscott and El Tome.
Shocking fact: The poopiest part is in the middle.

AlphaBurger

2008-11-07T16:00:00.001-05:00

Poked by Solo-mon.

Alphaburger.

Biden Blue Booze

2008-11-04T12:30:00.000-05:00

Poked by Alpha Dave
That's more cyan than blue. And cold, supposedly. Also, for the record, less viscous liquids retain more finger disease than the thicker ones.

Obama Cookie

2008-11-01T15:00:00.000-04:00

Poked by Davis McDavioid.
In Soviet Russia, presidential cookies poke you.

Squishy Tomato

2008-10-26T17:00:00.000-04:00

Poked by Alpha Dave
Tomatoes are Nature's Squishy Red Vaginas

IHOP Soggy Pancakes

2008-10-22T15:00:00.000-04:00

Poked by Laurita
These are special water-soaked pancakes, better than your mom.

Regulation Cake

2008-10-17T18:00:00.000-04:00

Poked by Davis McDavioid
Holy shit that's my finger!

Angel Hair Spaghetti Alfredo

2008-10-12T22:57:00.000-04:00

Terlingua Red Chili

2008-10-05T22:56:00.000-04:00

Li'l Cup of Ranch Dressing

2008-09-28T22:11:00.000-04:00

Some Chinese Pork Product, I Think

2008-09-22T20:24:00.000-04:00

Pizza

2008-09-14T21:10:00.000-04:00